Freedom
Fries
by Larry Sakin
January 23, 2007
According to Newsweek
reporters Richard Wolffe, Holly Bailey and Eleanor Clift, key
Senate Republicans are close to demanding that President Bush
end American military action in Iraq. It seems to be true. This
morning, the White House asked GOP skeptics to the White House,
where they tried to allay the concerns of Republican lawmakers
including Senators John Warner of Virginia, Sam Brownback of Kansas,
Norm Coleman of Minnesota and Susan Collins of Maine.
Does this mean these
Republican senators are "with the terrorists?"
It's hard to say. However,
it's pretty obvious that Republican concerns about the President's
new Iraq strategy has little to do with the thousands killed,
maimed and tortured, or the complete decimation of Iraqi society.
The war isn't playing well in the polls, and God forbid, might
cause the American electorate to (gulp!) vote out more Republicans
in 2008.
So the Republican leadership
has chosen the right course for the wrong reasons, but what the
hell-at least they're doing something. As wonderful as this turn
of events may be, it would be nice if Republicans also trained
their scrutiny on the Presidents domestic spying apparatus. A
recent New York Times article brought to light Pentagon and CIA
efforts to obtain financial records on Americans through the use
of national security letters. Of course, federal law prohibits
both agencies from engaging in this activity but, what are a few
Constitutional violations between so-called intelligence agencies.
But so far, Republicans have been more than happy to allow Bush
all the room he needs to further imperil the privacy rights of
citizens.
Perhaps our dissenting
Republican brood will be more willing to address this issue when
they discover their own bank accounts and credit records are being
snooped into. I'd be willing to bet all those guys have a lot
of transactions they'd like to hide from the long arm of the law.
And believe me, Bush and his pal Bob Gates won't hesitate investigating
the monetary wheeling and dealing of their same party adversaries,
especially if they can blackmail those dissenters into compliance.
When it comes to Iraq,
Bush believes he can continue justifying bloated defense budgets
and outrageously expensive military contracts for war profiteers
until the very last day of his term, and then hand off the whole
damned mess to whoever is foolish enough to replace him. Bush
can use his incompetent handling of the war to point out how inefficient
government is, touting the privatization of government services
as a whole.
After all, that's
been the wiggy Republican neo-con agenda all along, an agenda
that all those Republican idiot leaders went along with for so
long. Trying to turn away from that policy now will only gain
them a load of trouble and a powerful enemy in Godfather George
and his enforcers Karl and Dick. These guys don't do compromise-it's
their way or the highway. Standing in their way will only get
you a free trip to the political graveyard.
While I hope their
message pierces Bush's thick skull, I have a feeling they're in
for a great surprise. Because while they were running the country
in the early days of the Iraq War, the new 'opposition Republicans'
never imagined they might end up choking on their freedom fries.